we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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