If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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