I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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