Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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