Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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