the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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