i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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