haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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