You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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