Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
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I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
BRING THE BAGELS
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Randomize