shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
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There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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