so explain again why im purple
no
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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