dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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