The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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