being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
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Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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