Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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