Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Randomize