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roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
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I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
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It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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