I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You smell like stripper and shame
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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