You work out of a Hotel?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
This is classic penis vs brain.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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