I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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