the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
two words...techno handjob
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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