i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
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we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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