i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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