if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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