she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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