Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Randomize
