Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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