I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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