any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
then he tried to convert me to islam
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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