Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
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I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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