dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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