Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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