Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
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