What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
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For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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