Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
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I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
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I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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