Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Let's get the cat blown out
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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