He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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