ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
