was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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