I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It's shark week go big or go home
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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