I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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