You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
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We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
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This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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