I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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