Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Floor bacon is actually really good
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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