with your own penis?
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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