is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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