ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
You left your phone here
Wait...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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