Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Randomize
