why didn't you poke me back
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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