I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
The air taste purple.
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