There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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