Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
nutella sex= disaster
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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