Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
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