BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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