Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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